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PHOTOGRAPHY BY t. rifter for suze randall photography

Just look at that nasty little redhead. You can tell by the look in her eyes that she's probably a dirty little slut up for anything. We mean anything. Imagine if you were lucky enough to get her to fuck you. Seriously, it could happen. Look, this doofus got to pound that.

Yeah, imagine if you started hanging with the dirty darling on a regular basis, and she started making all your fantasies come true again and again. Night after night. Maybe she'd even bring a few of her lascivious girlfriends around for a threesome or two. That would be awesome! Until you blow the whole deal by getting jealous and possessive.

Now you're calling her at all hours of the night, leaving messages that start out sad and go straight to pathetic. You beg for another shot while she's moved on to bigger and better things. (Admit it, you're small.) The only time you'll ever see her naked again is when she's fucking some guy in a movie or magazine. And here we are.