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I'm so sick of little boys who pretend to be men," pouts a frustrated Chrissy. "They act all macho and experienced, but the minute you get them in bed, they don't know what to do. I hate that!"

Okay, at the risk of getting yelled at, what should we do? "Foreplay!" Chrissy exclaims. "I can't tell you how important that is to a girl. I mean, it's nice if you have a big dick, but that should be the closer, not the whole show! When a guy knows how to go down on me, I can come three or four times before we even get to the screwing."

Maybe Chrissy should try being with other girls. "I've tried threesomes, and it can be fun," she admits. "But girls also get jealous, and things often turn catty pretty quickly. Besides, nothing beats the smell and taste of a man."

Chrissy sums it all up: "I guess I'm a little intense, and that may scare some people. I'm just very focused on what I want in love and in life. I love with all my heart. If that makes me a tad crazy, so be it. I'm crazy heart—like that movie!"